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The best sandwich Elvis ever ate
Fallacy is the new truth
Rotten neighbors
Avoid the clap
Don't climb every mountain
Stage mother of the year
Parenting advice never given by Britney's mother
Women are spoiled
Stone the Creeps
Stewardess, I'd like a Chianti to go with my Fava beans
Identity Theft
What kind of gravy goes good with that
There is something fishy going on
I hate Wal-Mart
Lake Property
Who was Nobel?
Not looking for the bargain
When you gotta go you gotta go
There are pickpockets on the train
If I can't have you nobody will
Now, we're destroying the universe
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We got the fanciest mobile home in the trailer park
The gift that ceases giving
If you've got the dinero, I've got the Camaro
The perfect cover story
Not a small world
Safest place to live
MR YUK IS MEAN MR YUK IS GREEN

But what will Spam Email look like in 100,000 years
Favorite hobby and avocation
OOOHH that smell
No quiero Taco Bell
Decisions, Decisions
That waitress just told me to kiss her grits
Tom Bodette is on Al Gore's hit list
The right way to beat your wife
HARCOURT! HARCOURT FENTON MUDD! What have you been up to? Where have you been?
Customer is always right even if you want to squeeze them until their eyes pop out
No funny business mister
Boobs and their tube
Why would you do such a thing
Save a Chicken. Eat 16 PB&J Sandwiches
When is a Grilled Cheese Sandwich not a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Strippers make more money during peak fertility
"36" -- My TV series idea
MYSPACE should be renamed F-Space
So Bad It's Good
Not tonight dear. I'm trying to catch a bear
Yo just a hoser on vacacion, EH
Ask to see Ed's picture, first
Who did Ahmadinejad really want to lay a wreath for?
Time to end the gravy train
Here comes the bride big, fat and wide. Here comes the groom from the saloon.
What should I do next coach
Most popular tourist attraction in Minneapolis
How I Spent My Summer Vacation
Tastes like chicken
It's way to tight, doc
We're like hogs at the trough
Is Rosie O'Donnell's offer still good?
C'mon C'mon. Let's make a baby
What is the worst part of this story
Naked as a jaybird
SUCKERS!
They only had to ask grandma
The best thing in life are dirty
Hope I die before I get old
Fried Coke and Fried Oreos are so last year
Healthier fare at the State Fair
We need better hurricane name
Get the smelling salts
Popeye beaten up. Can't find any spinach.
Where are the cops when you need them or a cannon?
Remind me not to play footsie with anyone in the next bathroom stall.
So long Bat Boy
Illegal Reincarnaters
Breakfast-the most important meal of the day
Put your lazy brother-in-law to work
Aliens taking our jobs
Please sir, could I have more Junk Mail
Your secret is safe with us Mr. & Mrs. Smith
You look plenty smart to me
Home Run King
It's going to be all right
Say Anything
We've got a deal for you
Happy Bottom Riding Club
Sink Water, the versatile beverage
The mind of a criminal
Heaven knows anything goes
Be a good citizen and hope a lawyer doesn't find out
Pork Fat Rules
A bathroom is to toilet paper as congress is to tax money
45 RPM records making a comeback
How to break a cell phone contract
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink
Must See TV
Bad business idea
Baby Names Cheap
ABDUL THE TERRORIST, M. D.
He saw it. He saw the whole thing.
A person that sell sex persistently
Don't yawn

No Paris, Lindsey or Britney
Can't sue the bastards
CHUPACABRAS
Tony Soprano likes onion rings
Who ate the Gabagool?
They blowed stuff up real good
Quick, hide the meat
Chicken Fried Bacon
Running out of nicknames for jail.
I know what you've been doing in there
Why can't woman be more like a man
Nice guys finish last
Don't start a cupcake bakery or a buggy whip factory
CRACKPOTLAND
The Lunatic Fringe
They like them young and dumb
THAT'S COMMUNISM
The jokes on them
From now on all citizens will be required to change their underwear 3 times each day
Lazy News Report
Can I speak to Jenny?
You are what you think you are
VITAMIN $
A Brand Name Gone Wrong
I'm a Dust Bowl Refugee

How Dry I Am
Buried Treasure
Shame Shame Shame
If everybody jumped off a cliff
CaveBoy Centerfolds
Ring-a-ding-ding
How to pick up chicks
Where's the beef?
New refuge for scoundrels
Four hundred dollar haircut on a ten cent head
The science in undeniable
The science is undeniable depends on which scientist you want to believe
How to not Win Friends and Influence People
Senator Harry Reid is a Gilhooligan
MR BAD IDEAS has a Larry King moment
I sure hope no one is feeling a little funny in the head, today
Better than TV
Bad news for Tree Huggers
The toilet seat restaurant

If the crazy astronaut was a man would they be reporting on a milk jug in his front seat?
You can't escape government paperwork even in space
Anna Nicole Smith, the great entertainer
Dreamers
They are watching our phone calls
Nobody comes in our house and pushes us around
Yankee Stay Home
A future in millinery
How to get Free Advertising
Nation's Capital Weekly Roundup
U.F.O.
OWWWWHHHHHH! Get Nekkid!!
Are you crazy? You can't expect them to learn english
Everything is up to date in San Francisco. They've gone about as fer as they can go.
When they passed out the brains he thought they said trains and he missed his
Today's Music Discovery
Just doing a little research, boss
80% of Americans think they are smarter than their boss.
Kissing the Blarney Stone
I was only trying to help
I put it on the Victrola, but no sound came out
Just dump me by the side of the road for the buzzards
What will I do win I win the lottery
The Diaper Demographic
Swiss Army invades Lichtenstein
Professor A. A. Gore esq.'s Traveling Medicine Show
Porno has met its match
Who is Klaus Harmony
Dancing with Snidely Whiplash
I could give you OCD
Couch Potatoes in mourning
Credit Cards for little kids
If you can't solve it at least it looks purdy
If you drink before you drive remember to turn up your radio so you won't hear the crash
Tell them their baby is ugly
You'll shoot your eye out
I'm all for overcoming limitations, but
Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right
Global Mooing
Uncle Walt won't be coming back

Girls Gone Wild
LOL BFF TTL OK
My favorite TV commercials
MR BAD IDEAS time saving tip
Working like a dog
You see a blank space. They see opportunity
Tales from the HOV lane
In my day
Hotter than Starbucks
Isn't that why they were closed on Sunday
Mom always liked you best
Truth in Advertising
I've just got two words- Lead Wallets
Vanishing Swag
Jr. Architects Kit
College Students found dead from starvation
Quote of the Day
Could it be because the only people she talks to are Hollywood Idiots?
She would give the cars away, but her husband won't let her- he's crazy!
It's number one. It's TOP OF THE POPS
Throw another Borat on the Barbie
The carpet and curtains don't match
Would using eunuchs be against the Geneva Convention?
Everybody run. Ted Nugent has a gun.
I am the king. I am the king.
The ol' lady is always throwing my stuff out
Everything they say is a lie
And you thought a movie ticket in New York City is expensive
Osama Calling
Just doing my Jury Duty
A 1928 Porter, that's my mother dear. She helps me through everything I do... My Mother the Car
Ray Kroc rolling over in his grave
Word of the Day
WE (heart) GREASE!
Out Out Damn Spot!
Give them the ol' razzle-dazzle
How accurate are polls
New Monopoly game piece- Espresso Machine?
Your boyfriend might be gay
Soylent Green is people
Yea. That's the ticket
Doesn't anybody look out the window anymore?
Next diabolical terrorist plot?
DOH!
Mother Hubbard is creeping me out
Wanna Buy some Brine Shrimp
Puttin the big britches on grandma

Rats with shovels
Another potential devious Al-Qaeda plot
Thanks, Big Mouth
Don't worry be happy
I love myself. I think I'm grand. When I go to the movie, I hold my hand.
Global Warming can help with dinner
And you're worried about Bird Flu?
Peanut Butter Controversy
I never saw a purple cow
Your money is no good here
Poor Pitiful Me
Something is rotten in Washington, DC
Playing in the traffic
You've been PUNKED. I'm a Genius.
CHICO'S BAIL BONDS- "Let Freedom Ring"
Long awaited music download now available
This is the Big One. I comin to join you Elizabeth
Settle down or I'll put you to bed without any cell phone!
How to make a Million Dollars
Research for the stupid
More research money well spent
99 bottles of beer on the wall
You drive a hard bargain
And you expect to win a recount?
Home of the Garbage Plate
MR BAD MUSICOLOGIST demands advertising truth
Do you have tatoo regret?
How big a tip dilemma
MR BAD IDEAS, What's on your IPOD?

MR BAD IDEAS finds it unrealistic
A Love Doll for Bulls
Hail Hail the gangs all here
All Rat Shows are canceled
The Good Old Days
A website for the Amish
I saw your boss running around with a red headed floozy
They do it here, but they don't do it there
What's in your wallet?

Who needs to floss?
Hang Em
You'll shoot your eye out
The number one Man Perfume
Who has less sense?
Honesty is the best policy?
Gas Money Saving Tip
I would give the cars away but my wife won't let me

I was only trying to help
Is this the world's funniest joke?
Big Sale at Strike It Rich Bookstore- we bought 1000s of books from bankrupt publishers
You trying to pay me with Chuck E. Cheese tokens?
Can't believe I ate the whole thing
What are you in for?
Steal this TV show idea
Anything for a buck
Tony Soprano may have saved us
A Still- the newest home appliance
What a beautiful day. Watch some bastard louse it up
What we got here is a failure to launch
TOM CRUISE, YOU SUCK!
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If the French like it, count us out
Mama Don't Preach
Where have all the flowers gone?
You can marry more money in a minute than you can make in a lifetime
Hunting Wabbits
Always looking for a way to sell you the Big Britches
Immigrants needed to do the work
A Giant Case of the D.W.T.s
Video Tombstones
Fusion is Yummy
What sad time are these
Who cares what Al Franken thinks
How to find MR BAD IDEAS on GOOGLE
Send in the clones

Please put on your knickers
MUSTy See TV
A new way to break your neck
How about a Greaseburger
DON'T CALL HIM THE SOUP NAZI
We're in the Bananas
Few lined up to look up Sharon Stone's skirt
Does going to Home Depot make you cry?
You'll shoot your eye out
How I listen to records
Bottom is no longer the limit

What's next Milk and Pepsi?
Dyspepsia Cola
When they passed out the brains they thought they said trains and they missed theirs
One of the 10 Best Bathrooms in America
The man that turned down $100 Billion
Save the Penney
I'm sorry. I have to wash my hair that day.
What is the worst part of this story?
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